Estonia. Anti-Italian thing truly scary and if I was Italian I’d be upset. I sit open mouthed and dribble throughout the performance
Israel. I think she the biggest boobs so far.
Lithuania. A shoe-gazing band! With bad shoe-gazing hair. Matching asylum straight jackets. The only one so far that could qualify as a complete dirge.
UK. So many bits , the quite pleasant hook gets buried. Sounds a bit cocky, Johnny Europe won’t like that. To many writers Mr Mozart.
Austria : It’s a he it’s a he! I think.
Latvia. Six Enya clones dresses as sprites or wood nymphs harmonise pleasantly while blokes stare at their tits. It’s spooky and better than most of the others.
Netherlands. They have a darkie! Singing about his mum! I thought Eurovision was as strictly whites only as South Africa in the 50’s, he’ll surely not fare well…it’s a Jacques Brel thing that never gets out of second gear. And, he weeps at the end. The racists will not like that.
Finland. Erika really gives it some on this one. It’s a dominatrix show, she only just falls short of inserting something somewhere. She’ll probably win. She’ll certainly get the pervy vote.
I’m tiring now….
