You Couldn’t Make It Up, You Just Couldn’t….
So, at the Supermercado in Catalonia the other day I reach into the pocket of the driver-side door and what should I pull out but a Spanish passport – obviously left by the previous hirer of the vehicle.
“Ooh, let’s google them and drop it back at the car hire place when we go” I suggested, before forgetting about it and getting a load of grossly overpriced anchovies. Back at El Ranchero we remember the passport and google the owner.
Fuck Me Sideways it’s the passport of the biggest Porn Star in Spain! Nacho Vidal! One of Europe’s finest Woodsman! A “legend of modern-day hardcore porn”! NIFA award-winner for his work in “Brazilian Butt Fest”, “Anal Buffet 7” and “Blow-job Impossible”. Also highly commended for his sensitive direction in “Nachos Fuck Warehouse” of the tricky three-way Tranny scene – not an easy gig.
It made our day; as you can imagine, and we looked forward to taking the passport back to the Alamo office – which is the task I’ve just completed.
The stony-faced guy at the desk said thanks, took the passport, looked at it and suddenly jumped around shouting “Oh God Oh God! Nacho! It’s Nachos passport” before dragging the entire back office out to see the sacred document and photographing it to send to his mates.
He was still squealing with delight and shouting “Nacho El Snatcho!” at anyone and anything as we had to leave for the terminal. It was a moving episode.
And the lasting lesson I feel I learnt from this?
We just don’t respect our Porn Stars like they do in mainland Europe, and maybe that’s where all our problems lie….
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