Jeffrey Epstein’s vile empire of greed; and the abuse that inevitably follows such wealth and privilege around like a sad puppy, just refuses to lie in its untended grave.
Headlines about Prince Paedo and his unfortunate habit of wanting to shag jailbait will not go away. I personally would go for his ex-wife and party girl Fergie over some trafficked teen any day of the week! She’s all woman and can apparently drink pints like a Newport boy until you’re a dribbling mess. His proclivity and misuse of his position is so awfully beyond most of our imaginations that the public wishing him put in the village stocks and pelted with pig excrement seems quite fair. I’d personally love to see him signing on at Windsor dole office*.
*Please forgive archaic benefit claiming terminology as I’m a bit out of the loop on this.
Anyway, what job interviews would they send him out to? Err, helicopter pilot? Duke? Yeah mate, I could do that!
Of far more interest are the claims regarding Professor Stephen Hawking and his alleged participation in an orgy on the ‘Island of Sin.’ I’m sorry, but as the kids say – What The Fuck! The tiny mind boggles and suffers greatly wondering how (with all due respect) the noble Prof actually gets involved with any meaningful level of activity in said orgy. Pulleys? Ropes? A robotic tit-grabber?
I also fantasise about hearing that famous synthesised voice:
‘Yeahbabyyeahdontstopbitch’
‘Youloveityoulovemyspasticdick’
‘Fuckmywheelchairyouwhore’
I think you get the idea. I also find it more forgivable Professor Hawking nipping to the Caribbean for his fix than Andrew… or Clinton…or any of the other reprobates who clung onto Epstein’s coat tails.
But, wouldn’t it be heaven if Trump got nailed by this ongoing shit-tornado. You can but dream…
