Being a Welsh Tory MP is bad enough – a little akin to being a Jewish Nazi, the Torys did after all single handedly destroy huge swathes of Welsh communities – but this twat is also a very bad tranny. One of the worst I’ve seen since the hideous bloke with the big tits and blonde wig who would cycle down Acton High Street with his balls hanging out.
Jamie/Katie is also a serial driving offender and ex- wife botherer. His 12 month community order seems overly lenient to me; I’d have given him 5 years in Wormwood Scrubs, he could have then had time to get a grip on his identity crisis whist finding the soap in the shower block. On his release he would have undoubtedly been a more rounded human being.
In his mitigation he has made one of history’s finest accusations against his stupid ex-wife (she married him!), not drug-dealing, not people-smuggling, not gaslighting. No! She is accused of ‘cock hunting.’ This will now be my go-to accusation and I expect to see its inclusion in the next OED*.
*Hey millennials that is Oxford English Dictionary. Y’know, a big book with words inside.
His driving offences are bizarre to say the least. Katie/Jamie has fled the scene of a crash on multiple occasions, on his last effort he was legging it in “a black leather PVC miniskirt, tights, dark shoes and a pearl necklace.” No wonder they caught the giant turd…
His lame excuse for running away was that he became ‘frightened’ by the people who tried to help him. Frightened? Fuck me sideways, imagine their trauma at seeing your lardy tranny arse trotting down the Bridgend Road! I’d need counselling.
I’m also not convinced that his transition is going smoothly. Photographic evidence would point to him looking just as shit as Katie as he did as a greasy Tory MP, if anything a little worse.
And if I was to attempt sexual relations with Katie I would need two bottles of vodka, a handful of Tramadol, a tab of black microdot, a lid of Durban Poison and £20,000 cash. Even then I’d struggle….
